Friday, 25 February 2011
Who dares?
Evidently there is a dare going around County Hell. Who will be the first to wear a Vogon mask? Thre's serious money for the first one, click here for details - it would make a good top up to the redundancy we all face after yesterday's budget.
Let the show go on....
Yesterday the Conservative County Council voted through £150m in cuts against a background of a strike and demonstration by the Unions outside.
Just in case those outside find the days long and in need of of entertainment they can always attend the free pantomine kindly laid on for their entertainment by Cutts and Co. Here is a report of yesterday's highlights:
Cllr Carol (Peppa Pig) Pepper describing voluntary sector workers as 'a bunch of whingers and moaners who are only interested in looking after their own jobs'.
Cllrs Stuart Wallace and Sue Saddington having a good chuckle whilst a serious point was being made by a Labour Member about the effects of cuts on organisations offering support to victims of domestic violence.
Cllr Jason (Little Boy Blue) Zardrozny the Lib Dem Leader sneaking into the meeting at approx 7pm. Eight and a half hours late without any explanation, saying nothing in the debate and glumly half putting his hand up to vote against the Tory budget along with his Lib Dem lapdogs...Shhhhh, don't tell Cleggy!
The LibDems having it both ways (ooooer) by attacking Labour and voting against the Tories. Opportunism at its very best!
Stiff competition for best beet impression between Cllrs Alan Clarke and Mike (Quids in) Quigley....they stand need to blush.
Cllr Tom Irvine (The Rockin' Reverend) maintaining 100% absence from voting at Council meetings by wandering off before the end.
Laugh, the Beano would have loved 'em!!
Just in case those outside find the days long and in need of of entertainment they can always attend the free pantomine kindly laid on for their entertainment by Cutts and Co. Here is a report of yesterday's highlights:
Cllr Carol (Peppa Pig) Pepper describing voluntary sector workers as 'a bunch of whingers and moaners who are only interested in looking after their own jobs'.
Cllrs Stuart Wallace and Sue Saddington having a good chuckle whilst a serious point was being made by a Labour Member about the effects of cuts on organisations offering support to victims of domestic violence.
Cllr Jason (Little Boy Blue) Zardrozny the Lib Dem Leader sneaking into the meeting at approx 7pm. Eight and a half hours late without any explanation, saying nothing in the debate and glumly half putting his hand up to vote against the Tory budget along with his Lib Dem lapdogs...Shhhhh, don't tell Cleggy!
The LibDems having it both ways (ooooer) by attacking Labour and voting against the Tories. Opportunism at its very best!
Stiff competition for best beet impression between Cllrs Alan Clarke and Mike (Quids in) Quigley....they stand need to blush.
Cllr Tom Irvine (The Rockin' Reverend) maintaining 100% absence from voting at Council meetings by wandering off before the end.
Laugh, the Beano would have loved 'em!!
Tuesday, 11 January 2011
Trial Vogon Activity
Kay Cutts went off to see the Boy David and his pet Clegg to receive her pat on the back for decimating public services earlier this week.
While she was away three Tory members were overheard in the canteen joking about how they had just taken photos of themselves sat at her desk, doing impressions of a vogon undertaking dubious and less than flattering activities.
Won't take long for her to find out who though now.
While she was away three Tory members were overheard in the canteen joking about how they had just taken photos of themselves sat at her desk, doing impressions of a vogon undertaking dubious and less than flattering activities.
Won't take long for her to find out who though now.
Wednesday, 22 December 2010
Keith (Tourettes now F*** Off) Girling is a TW*T
Keith “Tourettes now F*** Off” Girling as he is now known in County Hell turns out is really a delicate flower (TW*T).
So much so we have now been told via a high level tory leak that the porcine TW*T allegedly had a formal caution placed on a member of county hell staff’s record for swearing in front of him (TW*T) recently. We are told although the person apologised this was not good enough for our Keith (TW*T), and formal disciplinary action had to be taken.
Perhaps this just another example of Tory double standards or maybe Keith (Tourettes now F*** Off) Girling is just an overweight TW*T.
Sorry for any offence Keith only joking
And by the way that is "TWIT"!
Only Joking,
No offence intended.
:) LOL
So much so we have now been told via a high level tory leak that the porcine TW*T allegedly had a formal caution placed on a member of county hell staff’s record for swearing in front of him (TW*T) recently. We are told although the person apologised this was not good enough for our Keith (TW*T), and formal disciplinary action had to be taken.
Perhaps this just another example of Tory double standards or maybe Keith (Tourettes now F*** Off) Girling is just an overweight TW*T.
Sorry for any offence Keith only joking
And by the way that is "TWIT"!
Only Joking,
No offence intended.
:) LOL
Friday, 17 December 2010
Happy Christmas to all at Church Lane Cotgrave
All in the Highways Dept at Notts county Council would like to wish a Happy Christmas to all who live in Church Lane Cotgrave.
We hope you all liked your early present, especially Cllr Butler.
We hope you all liked your early present, especially Cllr Butler.
Monday, 13 December 2010
Man Walks Into a Bar OUCH
All is not happy in Tory ranks so the County Councillor for Newark West, (Keith "Porcine" Girling) has been doing his bit to cheer them up via facebook.
Cuddly Keith was one of the Tory funsters who happily voted through cuts to Special Educational funding and of course, reductions in grant aid to numerous organisations throughout the County, who deal with people who have special needs.
In a show of sympathy, he made this comedic posting on his Facebook wall: (click on the pic to enlarge).
"I don't normally put swear words up on here but this did make me laugh......I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted.........."Oi, what's your disability?"I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off."
This was much to the amusement of his friends, with many LOLs and comments about people who suffer from various ticks.
Cllr Girling's attempt to play the King of Comedy doesn't do much for his credentials as a County Councillor, who pledge to respect and represent people regardless of any disabilities.
Cuddly Keith was one of the Tory funsters who happily voted through cuts to Special Educational funding and of course, reductions in grant aid to numerous organisations throughout the County, who deal with people who have special needs.
In a show of sympathy, he made this comedic posting on his Facebook wall: (click on the pic to enlarge).
"I don't normally put swear words up on here but this did make me laugh......I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted.........."Oi, what's your disability?"I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off."
This was much to the amusement of his friends, with many LOLs and comments about people who suffer from various ticks.
Cllr Girling's attempt to play the King of Comedy doesn't do much for his credentials as a County Councillor, who pledge to respect and represent people regardless of any disabilities.
Perhaps this attitude shows us why he's happy to vote for cuts to services for the disabled. If Keith knew which of his Tory facebook chums had leaked this he may start to deveop some ticks himself.
Thursday, 9 December 2010
From our own correspondent
Kay Cutts looked like she was going to explode today in full Council:
A Beeston member asked her about the transfer of some land for the tram to the City Council. Evidently her second hand car salesman transport portfolio holder won't sell it so the City Council are getting a compulsory purchase order - a long, expensive drawn out business. I'll now quote a witness:
"The member asked her a straightforward question about the transfer of the land to which she replied rather curtly that a compulsory land transfer arrangement, not purchase was under way and her colour slowly changed from Vogon green to a lighter shade of red. The member then asked how she squared this with her promise not to obstruct the tram and that it may cost her friends in the City Council over £200,000 to get the compulsory order, how could she justify that waste of public money during these difficult times? Her complexion then went through the various stages of red to glowing traffic light, we all thought she was about to burst. She finally just stuttered out something about them not selling voluntarily before sitting down, looking rather embarrassed. We then realised why - sitting directly behind her was a glowering Leader of the City Council; Jon Collins."
A Beeston member asked her about the transfer of some land for the tram to the City Council. Evidently her second hand car salesman transport portfolio holder won't sell it so the City Council are getting a compulsory purchase order - a long, expensive drawn out business. I'll now quote a witness:
"The member asked her a straightforward question about the transfer of the land to which she replied rather curtly that a compulsory land transfer arrangement, not purchase was under way and her colour slowly changed from Vogon green to a lighter shade of red. The member then asked how she squared this with her promise not to obstruct the tram and that it may cost her friends in the City Council over £200,000 to get the compulsory order, how could she justify that waste of public money during these difficult times? Her complexion then went through the various stages of red to glowing traffic light, we all thought she was about to burst. She finally just stuttered out something about them not selling voluntarily before sitting down, looking rather embarrassed. We then realised why - sitting directly behind her was a glowering Leader of the City Council; Jon Collins."
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