Friday 19 November 2010

Disabled to suffer under the Vogon

A document leaked to me informs the local district councils that they will no longer receive top up grants from the County Council for Disabled Facilities Awards.

As Maggie Thatcher once said - "this gives people a greater incentive to do something to help their position".

On the planet Vogon wheelchair bound beings can grow back legs and arms. Only the lazy desist.