Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Advice centres

Heard in a pub near Normanton on the Wolds:

Nigel - I hear our Kay is going to close down some advice centres; what do you think that will mean?

Oscar - Advice centres? Don't they just advise the great unwashed on how to get more benefit?

Nigel - Exactly old bean, It;s time they were made to get a proper job and stop fiddling the system, oh by the way darling (turning to wife) the accountant's found a way of getting your car through the books. Besides they don't give any useful advice; I struggled to find anyone half decent to service the pool this year.

Oscar - too damn right, just where does one turn to if one wants advice on moat cleaning? That's the sort of help we need in this county.

1 comment:

  1. Your little scenario highlights the mistake that you, me and others of a similar persuasion are making, which is to assume that anyone in Kay Cutts's cabinet or Tory group gives a flying f**k about anyone other than themselves.

    We can criticise them all we like (and we obviously do like) but these are cold-hearted, dogmatic, Thatcherite ideologues who will pursue their political objectives come what may.

    I'm not suggesting we give up but they've been given a mandate by the poor, misguided voters of Nottinghamshire and, by God, are they going to use it.

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